From 889409eb9fdf702ec17629dea361a1dff15e3df1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: KΓ©vin Le Gouguec Date: Sat, 8 Mar 2025 11:30:38 +0100 Subject: Wake up and smell the ashes --- guides/sysadmin/machines/amdahl30/killing-time.org | 60 ++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 60 insertions(+) (limited to 'guides/sysadmin') diff --git a/guides/sysadmin/machines/amdahl30/killing-time.org b/guides/sysadmin/machines/amdahl30/killing-time.org index 0e45350..d1915b1 100644 --- a/guides/sysadmin/machines/amdahl30/killing-time.org +++ b/guides/sysadmin/machines/amdahl30/killing-time.org @@ -455,6 +455,66 @@ Then confirmed absence of strays with ~zypper packages~ (with - 1h later it's still at 9% - I think I'm going to sleep tho; which means it will probably reboot to Debian without completing πŸ™„ +6. (next morning πŸ₯±) yup + - assume Windows is done with the external storage & detach it + - reboot + - "please reattach external storage 😱" /I freed 5 gigs of Music + for you/ not even tumbleweed full-distro rebuilds are that big +7. reboot + - "you're up to date (last checked: yesterday, 9:01 PM)" + - … isn't there, like, a 24H2 or something? "check for updates" + - {{{narrator(thinking hard)}}} "updates available" πŸ€ͺ + - {{{narrator(downloads stuff)}}} + - "you're up to date" + - /also on the very same window/ "2025-02 Cumulative Update + Preview for Windows 11 Version 23H2" to "Download & install" + - 🎭 + - seriously though, is there not an option to climb to 24H2? why + go for the /preview/ of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_11_version_history][a /maintenance/ release]]? + - maybe a reboot will fix it πŸ™ƒ + - woah =⊞ restart=… + - proposes (LLM-backed, I assume?) completion + - says "restart apps after signing in" is the "best match" + - woaaah, =⊞ reboot=… says the "best match" is a 2022 TV show 🀣 + - the right margin even autoplays the trailer + - the right margin also shows "results ranked by relevance" and + /the first one/ is a Microsoft Support link to "restart + (reboot)" your PC + - OK fine, that was "fun"; luckily =⊞-x= still works +8. reboot + - well, no, I still must install this "oldstable preview" + - OK then; do that +9. reboot + - "check for updates" + - {{{narrator(thinks a lot)}}} + - "you're up to date (last checked: today, 9:02 AM)" + - what are you talking about? It's 9:42, you've just booted, and + /spent thirty seconds checking for updates/ how can the last + check be 40 minutes ago?? + - {{{narrator(thinks a lot /again/)}}} + - "you're right πŸ€ͺ" + - "have a security intelligence update" + - "also, 24H2 is available" + - just to be on the safe side, install the "intelligence update" first +10. reboot + - alright then, "download & install" 24H2 + - creeps up to 34% + - "making sure you're ready to install (this may take a few + minutes) (please wait)" ohohoh this is going to be good + - I assure you Windows /I/ am ready to install; please stop + projecting + - "what needs your attention" + - "this PC can't be upgraded to this version of Windows" + - "your PC isn't supported yet on this version of Windows" + - what have you spent the last 30 minutes doing? how do you + realize this /34% into the installation process??/ + - there's only a "refresh" button that does nothing + - close + - "are you sure you want to quit?" /you will literally not let + me do anything else; why are you asking me??/ + - wait hang on; why are you saying it's 10:26 AM Paris time; it's + 11:26 AM Paris time you goof + - "last successful time synchronization: 1/8/2022 7:01:49 PM" 🀣 * This is insane Selected subset of moving parts; "testability" considering ease of clean reverts: -- cgit v1.2.3