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@@ -455,6 +455,66 @@ Then confirmed absence of strays with ~zypper packages~ (with
- 1h later it's still at 9%
- I think I'm going to sleep tho; which means it will probably
reboot to Debian without completing 🙄
+6. (next morning 🥱) yup
+ - assume Windows is done with the external storage & detach it
+ - reboot
+ - "please reattach external storage 😱" /I freed 5 gigs of Music
+ for you/ not even tumbleweed full-distro rebuilds are that big
+7. reboot
+ - "you're up to date (last checked: yesterday, 9:01 PM)"
+ - … isn't there, like, a 24H2 or something? "check for updates"
+ - {{{narrator(thinking hard)}}} "updates available" 🤪
+ - {{{narrator(downloads stuff)}}}
+ - "you're up to date"
+ - /also on the very same window/ "2025-02 Cumulative Update
+ Preview for Windows 11 Version 23H2" to "Download & install"
+ - 🎭
+ - seriously though, is there not an option to climb to 24H2? why
+ go for the /preview/ of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_11_version_history][a /maintenance/ release]]?
+ - maybe a reboot will fix it 🙃
+ - woah =⊞ restart=…
+ - proposes (LLM-backed, I assume?) completion
+ - says "restart apps after signing in" is the "best match"
+ - woaaah, =⊞ reboot=… says the "best match" is a 2022 TV show 🤣
+ - the right margin even autoplays the trailer
+ - the right margin also shows "results ranked by relevance" and
+ /the first one/ is a Microsoft Support link to "restart
+ (reboot)" your PC
+ - OK fine, that was "fun"; luckily =⊞-x= still works
+8. reboot
+ - well, no, I still must install this "oldstable preview"
+ - OK then; do that
+9. reboot
+ - "check for updates"
+ - {{{narrator(thinks a lot)}}}
+ - "you're up to date (last checked: today, 9:02 AM)"
+ - what are you talking about? It's 9:42, you've just booted, and
+ /spent thirty seconds checking for updates/ how can the last
+ check be 40 minutes ago??
+ - {{{narrator(thinks a lot /again/)}}}
+ - "you're right 🤪"
+ - "have a security intelligence update"
+ - "also, 24H2 is available"
+ - just to be on the safe side, install the "intelligence update" first
+10. reboot
+ - alright then, "download & install" 24H2
+ - creeps up to 34%
+ - "making sure you're ready to install (this may take a few
+ minutes) (please wait)" ohohoh this is going to be good
+ - I assure you Windows /I/ am ready to install; please stop
+ projecting
+ - "what needs your attention"
+ - "this PC can't be upgraded to this version of Windows"
+ - "your PC isn't supported yet on this version of Windows"
+ - what have you spent the last 30 minutes doing? how do you
+ realize this /34% into the installation process??/
+ - there's only a "refresh" button that does nothing
+ - close
+ - "are you sure you want to quit?" /you will literally not let
+ me do anything else; why are you asking me??/
+ - wait hang on; why are you saying it's 10:26 AM Paris time; it's
+ 11:26 AM Paris time you goof
+ - "last successful time synchronization: 1/8/2022 7:01:49 PM" 🤣
* This is insane
Selected subset of moving parts; "testability" considering ease of
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